Mum:
Why is your room always so messy?
Me:
So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
wowwoohoo:
this is probably fake but omg lolol
(Source: regalitea)
asian languages
chinese:
ching chang chong
korean:
chinghae chanmnida chongsayo
japanese:
chingneko changdesu chongkawaii
viet:
chingbuc chongbuc chongbuc
salt4life:
A world without gravity, a world with strange beauty.
(via salt4life)